I would like my funeral to be banned of black. Everyone should mourn in ash grey, muted grey-rose pink. They are good mourning colours.

I want to be dressed in Rei Kawakubo> I want people not to get it, they wouldn't even if I were alive to explain it.

I want people to cry, a lot. I am worth it.

I want Radiohead to be playing, maybe Grizzlybear. I showed Eden Dory by Grizzly bear, I think he liked it but he called it "cute". I would like to play that as people came up and said good bye.

I want to surprise them later, after an article gets put in the local paper of the grave being dug up. I want to visit friends and relatives then disappear. Then I want a religion to start based on my Teachings. Not that I have any. Not that that ever mattered.

Surely that's not too much to ask.