The most important accessory this winter is a parrot. They are functional and stylish, fitted with hair grooming, self grooming, talk back functions. Has added bonus of making you look like a pirate/pirate wench.


Comes in a variety of sizes and colours

Rats tails - who'd of thought!

Except they're less rats tails and more native american inspired hair pieces. Feathers, I just can't comprehend who would be an animal activist. Who says they didn't die for a good cause?

No but seriously, take off your leather shoes then yell at me.

No really, the shoes.

For the record, it looked a lot more sassy before the three or so washes and nights sleep.